Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
Will be me on my last day of work
I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…
I just wanted a refill on my Sprite.
That’s all I wanted.
and I would have done anything for it
Me at six flags /./
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The dick can’t be that good if you presenting him with this shit
Or make him some oatmeal
it’s not a phase, mom
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT